Expert economist and seasoned diplomat* Jon Voight isn’t the only one on to the "fellow who’s bringing us to chaos and socialism." All you have to do is look at Obama’s trip to the Middle East to see his darker, more Muslimer, elitister, and inexperienceder side.

Obama is such an elitist, he makes his staff ride camels. Guess there’s no room for them in his Prius.

Obama is so experienced and inappropriate, he thinks it’s ok for Hillary Clinton to pretend to be a mime outside of a Mosque.

Michelle wore a scarf around her neck when in Paris. The floral foulard may look innocent, but it’s just a tug and wrap away from being a full on Muslim head scarf and a pattern away from a Rachael Ray Keffiyah.

In his speech in Cairo, Obama demonstrated a frighteningly intimate familiarity with esoteric ins and outs of Islam [he knows that their holy book is called the Koran] which is basically solid proof that Obama "may still be a Muslim."

Obama displayed his fluency in the language of the Koran when he chatted effortlessly [said "thank you" in Arabic] in Arabic with the King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. But was "thank you" really what he said? How do we know Obama isn’t sending secret socialist-Islamist messages to Muslims in front of our very ears? Unfortunately, we’ll never know, since we fired all our gay translators (don’t ask/ don’t translate), which was still worth it.