Please, spare me the drama:

S.&P., which is owned by McGraw Hill, has agreed to settle an array of government investigations stemming from 2011, paying nearly $80 million, federal and state authorities announced on Wednesday. As part of the deals, reached with the Securities and Exchange Commission and the attorneys general in New York and Massachusetts, S.&P. agreed to take a one-year “timeout” from rating certain commercial mortgage investments at the heart of the case, an embarrassing blow to the rating agency.

And:

The settlement, which came on top of an action filed against a former S.&P. ratings executive, is the S.E.C.’s first action against a top ratings firm. Despite the central role that rating agencies played in the crisis – awarding inflated credit ratings to mortgage investments that spurred the meltdown – they faced no S.E.C. penalties.Yet the Justice Department and several state attorneys general did take action, suing S.&P. in connection with the crisis. After fighting that case for two years, S.&P. has now reached a tentative settlement that would require it to pay $1.37 billion, a penalty large enough to wipe out its operating profit for a year.

Let’s be clear what the culture of this racket was. As an Australian court found, as I wrote two years ago, S&P had “deceived” and “mislead” investors.

Did anyone lose their job in the executive suite as part of this deal?

Answer: NO.

Will any of the executives pay out of their own pockets?

Answer: NO. As with all of these fines, the money comes out of the corporate treasury and ends up being paid for by shareholders and/or customers–not the executives who engineered and managed the scam.

Did anyone go to jail over this scam?

Answer: NO.

What is the lesson one learns if you work in this industry?

Answer: I can do anything. I can break the law. I can make tens of millions of dollars and screw the little people. And I will never pay a personal price. Never. I will keep my job. I will make more money. And, let’s do this again.

Nope, The Laughter You Hear Comes From Wall Street and The Banks who just can’t believe their good fortune.