You have to laugh every day at least once, a deep belly laugh, just to keep sane. So, yesterday, the Associated Press had a story reporting on a sighting of a UFO by United Airlines employees at O’Hare airport. Apparently, the disc hovered over the airport before shooting back up into the clouds. But, my favorite part of the story is this:

At least one O’Hare controller, union official Craig Burzych, was amused by it all.

“To fly 7 million light years to O’Hare and then have to turn around and go home because your gate was occupied is simply unacceptable,” he said.

You go, Craig.