I’m not in the habit of promoting a corporation’s marketing pitch but, heck, if we can clear out the nuttiest, most divisive 1,000 people starting the day after the election, why not? So, JetBlue, you get a one-time pass here.

The promo is straightforward enough:

JetBlue Airlines is offering Americans upset about their candidate’s defeat in the upcoming November election a chance to leave the country for free — if only temporarily.

My choice is Michell Bachmann, whether she wins re-election or not.

Your choice? Post it in the comments section and I’ll update this over time. Have a little fun!