This was amusing–even reading it from Bali–so I thought I’d post it. I’m going to do a long take on labor and climate change–it just may be after I get back this weekend (it’s hard to get time to do thinking and writing here). So, in the meantime…a Zagat-style take on the studios written by a striking writer. It does have a little Los Angeles flavor to it but you’ll get it:

CBS RADFORD

Once the "ultimate destination" for the "proletarian struggle," now this "no frills" "bunker" is a "safe bet" for avoiding anyone you’ve "slept with." "Ample construction dust" and "non-specific anxiety" make visiting the MacDonald’s bathroom a "high point" at this "bland", "very casual" locale. "A gem."

DISNEY STUDIOS

When it comes to "waving cardboard" at the shadow of a "frozen, Nazi-loving ghost," the sine quo non is this "stand-by", "folksy" institution. "A slice of Fascism" proclaiming "free air" and "live squirrels," the Disney Imagineers seem to have "worked overtime" in providing "the feeling you are being recorded," but more "for retribution than for pay."

FOX STUDIOS

"Prius drivers and black women always honk" has never seemed truer than at this "one-of-a-kind" "propaganda stockyard." You’ll "come for the principle" but you’ll "stay for the guilt" as host Rupert Murdoch serves up "no easy sneak out routes" and keeps "residual-philes" "hanging in till three." Although CAA agents no longer "hand out pastry on trays," those "in the Biz" may entertain the notion of "leaping into the fountain for a penny."

NBC BURBANK

Getting a school bus to honk has never seemed so "chic" as at the "legendary" Burbank "chez Leno." "Enthusiastic die-hards" stand in "long lines" to "stand in a long line" as stories of "touching John Edwards" and "creepy Ambassador Hotel premonitions" make striking at NBC Burbank the West Coast answer to "yelling at any New York office building."

PARAMOUNT MELROSE GATE

Memories of Myrna Loy and Star Trek mingle with the aroma of "feet" and "that guy from that pilot" at this "clubby", "old-school" "bastion of the corporate over-lord." "Six miles of aerobic walking" and a view of "Mathew Modine in a sweater" seem a "nifty trade off" for "your career." Haute amenities include "shade" and "sitting on a planter."

SONY PICTURES

Enjoy the visual ambience of "a plating company" and "people with jobs" as you "make eye contact" with "sassy moguls." When I say "Union," you’ll say "Kill Me" as you "trudge" around this "larger than it looks" "Deco whale." "How’s that iPhone?" and "What have you heard?" pepper the banter on this "seemingly endless death march." Locals recommend the Paul Haggis.

UNIVERSAL BARHAM GATE

Don’t let "searing asphalt" and "noxious fumes" deter you from this "centrally located" "barren intersection" which insiders have dubbed "Universal’s hind end." Make sure you try the "sunscreen" as a defense against "le sol dangereuse." "Bright" and "minimal", Barham boasts of proximity to a "furnished apartment complex" as well as a "graveyard," so "ingrate picketers" can see not only where they’re headed, but also where they’re ultimately headed.

WARNER BROS

"Kick back" as an "Asian girl" makes you "chant like a Marine" and crew guys give you that "hey fag" look as you sample the many entrances to this "lavish, animation-geared sweatshop." "Giant, plentiful, life-like murals" of "other people’s hits" make you feel as if you are "walking in a circle in the sun." "Free Pizza" and "limitless In and Out Burgers" have recently given way to "water" and "whatever’s in your pockets."