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The Anti Public Option Pledge: No Health Care For Me!

Like my fellow American patriots, I refuse to sit by while the Nazi Marxist President sends storm troops of Dr Mengeles to pull the plug on millions of grannies. Just keep out of our persona lives. My health care is my business and it’s between me myself and I(nsurance companies.) Up until yesterday, I was […]

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Comparing Obama to Hitler

Political scientists and historians from Rush Limbaugh to Sean Hannity to Lyndon LaRouche to that woman with short brown hair who, I deduce, must be a scholar of German history, are comparing Obama to Hitler and his likening his health care plan to Nazism. Liberal bullies and freedom of speech haters like Barney Frank are […]

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5 Things Americans Need to Know About Obama the Elitist Muslim

Expert economist and seasoned diplomat* Jon Voight isn’t the only one on to the "fellow who’s bringing us to chaos and socialism." All you have to do is look at Obama’s trip to the Middle East to see his darker, more Muslimer, elitister, and inexperienceder side. Obama is such an elitist, he makes his staff […]

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Five Facts AMERICA NEEDS to Know About Sonia Sotomayor

  Meticulously anal pundits, like Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh, intellectual heavy weights Tom Tancredo, and ex-convict/current actor/ radio personality G. Gordon Liddy have exposed Judge Sotomayor for what she really is: a KKK-supporting, racist, menstruator/pre-menstruator who hates white people and speaks to aliens. Sotomayors’ own beliefs confirm she is a Racist, Sexist, Elitist, Class-Warfare-Inciting […]

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The Ten Most Shocking Personal Moments of the Supreme Court

Everyone is speculating about the ways Sotomayor’s personal background will compromise her judicial integrity. I mean, it’s pretty hard to hold a gavel while eating arroz con pollo, let alone while having a vagina. Here is a list of some glimpses into the personal lives of Supreme Court judges. Judge Breyer opens up about exploring […]

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The Week in Headlines

In An Effort To Reach Out, Hillary Clinton Accepts Iran’s Invitation To Attend A Sold-Out Public Stoning   Republicans Oppose Obama’s Plan To Appoint First Presidential A Cappella Group   Obama Asks Health And Human Services Nominee Kathleen Sebelius To Talk To Malia and Sasha About "The Birds and Bees Stuff"   Obama And Biden […]

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The Week in Headlines

            President’s Mother-In-Law Says Stimulus Package Isn’t Good Enough;                             Wishes President Were More Of A Provider                 Kathleen Sebelius Adopts Late-Term Fetus To Appease Pro-Life Critics              […]

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